"And, drunk with my own madness, I shouted at him furiously, “Make life beautiful! Make life beautiful!"
Anonymous asked: Masturbation tips?
don’t use a fork
Cards Against Humanity.
I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.
It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.
If you have it, open your box.
You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?
Do it carefully.
There’s something in there. What could that be?
There’s a card.
There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.
But what card?
I fucking love these people.
|Last week in class:||6 people|
|This week in class:||106 people, 5 dogs, 2 cats, and a partridge in a pear tree.|
I would actually be willing to pay someone to take my exam for me
"Today you still suffer from the multitude, you individual: today you still have all your courage and your hopes. But one day the solitude will weary you, one day your pride will yield and your courage quail. You will one day cry: “I am alone!” One day you will no longer see your loftiness and will see your lowliness all-too-near; your sublimity itself will frighten you as a ghost. You will one day cry: “All is false!” There are feelings that want to slay the lonesome one; if they do not succeed, well, then they themselves must die! But are you capable of it?"
"I recently spoke at a university where a student told me it was such a shame that Nigerian men were physical abusers like the father character in my novel. I told him that I had recently read a novel called American Psycho,and that it was a shame that young Americans were serial murderers."
i just need to survive this week